MUSIC NEWS YOU CAN USE FOR MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13TH

NOW SOME OF US HERE AT ALTERNATIVE MORNINGS ARE EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW G'N'R TOUR...
(OKAY...I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW GUNS N' ROSES TOUR)
BUT FANS ARE WORRIED THAT AXL IS UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS AFTER HE "CANCELLED" A SHOW IN PORTLAND, MAINE LAST WEEK. BUT THIS TIME, HE HAS A GOOD REASON.
AXL CANNED THE SHOW WHEN OFFICIALS TOLD HIM THAT HE AND HIS BAND "COULD NOT" DRINK ONSTAGE. YEP, AXL AND HIS BACKING BAND CANCELLED A CONCERT BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T DRINK THEIR BEER, WINE, AND JAGERMEISTER ON STAGE.
OH, AND THEY WERE ALSO BUSTED TO USING TOO MUCH PYRO.
APPARENTLY, THE CITIZENS OF PORTLAND, MAINE, WERE AFRAID OF BEING ROCKED TOO HARD...

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IN OTHER MUSIC NEWS...
MICHAEL JACKSON IS PLANNING A COMEBACK PERFORMANCE AT THE WORLD MUSIC AWARDS IN LONDON THIS WEEK. HE PLANS ON RECREATING THE GRAVEYARD SCENE FROM HIS 80S VIDEO, "THRILLER."
WE'RE PROMISED THAT NO CHILDREN WILL BE HARMED IN THE RECREATION...

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THREE UGLY BALD DUDES AND A RED-HOT SCOT, THE BAND OTHERWISE KNOWN AS GARBAGE, ARE RELEASING THEIR FIRST "HITS" COMPILATION. IT'S COMING OUT IN MARCH AND FEATURES THE REQUISITE HITS AS WELL AS ONE NEW SONG.
SHIRLEY MANSON...ALTERNATIVE MORNINGS HEARTS YOU...