CANCEL YOUR BANK OF AMERICA ACCOUNTS
THIS IS AMERICA'S OWN VERSION OF DAVID BRENT'S "FREE LOVE ON THE FREE LOVE HIGHWAY, "EXCEPT THAT THIS ONE IS ALL TOO REAL...AND THEREFORE UTTERLY HORRIFYING...
SOME SOULLESS, SUCKING SOUND OF A CORPORATE UNDERLING BUTCHERING U2'S "ONE." TURNING IT FROM A SONG ABOUT PERSONAL SOLIDARITY IN THE FACE OF A CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP...
INTO A SONG ABOUT TRANSACTION FEES, INTEREST RATES, AND HOME LOANS.
ALL SUNG BY A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE MATT HASSELBECK, DRESSED UP AS A DOOR-TO-DOOR JEHOVAH'S WITNESS.THE WORST PART? IF YOU WATCH THE VIDEO UNTIL THE END, THE GUY GETS A STANDING OVATION. CANCEL YOUR "BANK OF AMERICA" ACCOUNTS...RIGHT...NOW..
OH, AND THE LINE TO PUNCH THIS GUY IN HIS PLEATED CHINOS FORMS BEHIND ME...
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posted by blasengame @ 7:22 AM
3 Comments:
OMFG.I hereby offer to hold your beer whilst you kick his offending ass.
I got about 40 seconds in to this and lost it.
This is a disguting alteration of something that was beautifull. I'm not one to promote violence, but if anyone knows who that TOMMY MiddleFinger is singing they should kick his arse on the spot, no questions asked.
I never did care for U2 that much. Sorry. But you dissed my Rockets once.
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