MUSIC NEWS YOU CAN USE FOR MONDAY, OCTOBER 30TH

THE KILLERS HAVE DEBUTED A NEW SUPER FANCY OFFICIAL FANCLUB WEBSITE...OVER AT THE-KILLERS-VICTIMS(DOT)COM...25 BUCKS GETS YOU A ONE YEAR MEMBERSHIP...A FANCLUB-ONLY T-SHIRT...A MEMBERS ONLY POKER CHIP...AND A WELCOME LETTER FROM THE BAND...
FAN CLUBBERS ALSO HAVE ACCESS TO TICKET PRESALES AND EXCLUSIVE CONTENT...
THAT'S ALL...OVER AT "THEKILLERSVICTIMS(DOT)COM"...

* WE'VE BEEN KEEPING YOU UP TO DATE ON THE PROGRESS OF KEANE FRONTMAN TOM CHAPLIN...
AS YOU KNOW...THE BAND WAS SIDETRACKED AND HAD TO CANCEL THEIR U.S. TOUR...WHEN CHAPLIN WENT TO REHAB...THEY'RE BACK OUT ON THE ROAD IN EUROPE NOW...
AND...DETAILS ARE EMERGING ON WHAT...EXACTLY...PUT CHAPLIN IN LOCK DOWN...
TURNS OUT IT WAS....
"PORT"
YEP. PORT. THAT SWEET AFTER-DINNER LIQUOR...
WE WON'T MAKE LIGHT...BUT WE'LL LET OASIS NOEL GALLAHGER DO IT FOR US...
UPON HEARING THE NEWS...THE ROCK STAR WITH VERBAL DIARHEA...CALLED CHAPLIN..."A POSH LIGHWEIGHT"...

* THE ROCK N' ROLL HALL OF FAME HAS ANNOUNCED ITS LIST OF 2006 NOMINEES...A LIST THAT INCLUDES...
VAN HALEN...THE RONETTES...CHIC...THE DAVE CLARK 5...PATTI SMITH...AND...THE MUCH BELOVED...R.E.M.

* AND FINALLY FOR YOU...NEWS THAT REAFFIRMS YOUR FAITH IN MANKIND...
KEVIN FEDERLINE...THE SUPPOSED RAPPER WITH THE FAMOUS WIFE...IS HAVING TO CANCEL TOUR DATES BECAUSE OF POOR TICKET SALES...
YEP. FIRST CLEVELAND 86'D K-FED...
AND NOW...NEW YORKERS ARE TURNING THEIR NOSE UP AT THE MISTER BABY-MAMA...
AS A FORMER NEW YORKER...I'M SO PROUD RIGHT NOW...